Jessica Gets Romantic With her Parents

Don’t take dating tips from Jessica Simpson. If her past track record isn’t enough (we miss you Bam Nick and Jon!), let her latest sexy move be a lesson to you - she is currently on vacation with recent flame Tony Romo and her parents. HER PARENTS! How can they get busy when her parents are sleeping right next door?! The couple, her parents, and some pals are all staying together in a rented villa in Cabo San Lucas. At the airport, a source spotted Jess and Tony “rubbing each others butts and laughing on the tarmac.” Kinky! Things got even crazier over at their vacation house. “Tony couldn’t stop touching Jessica,” another spy (with really awesome long-distance vision) said, “They were having a great time, with Jess’ parents laughing and joking with Jess and Tony. Tony was affectionate to Jess and everyone seemed very relaxed.”

Yes, supervised sleepovers are always such stress relievers! It sounds like Jess needs to check her co-dependency baggage - and her rents - the next time she travels with her dude…if he even sticks around that long.