Sexed Up Singer Asked to Play Virgin Mary

Admittedly, a lot of people tend to exclaim "Mother of God!" when getting wind of Britney Spears' increasingly disturbing escapades -- a chorus that French movie producer Phillippe Rebboah apparently misunderstood in a mighty big way. Rebboah, who obviously believes that 'tis the season to be blasphemous, has approached the singer -- who's in the running for Worst Mother of 2007 -- to return to the big screen as a modern-day version of the Best Mother of Year One.

Yes, the producer thinks that Britney would be the ideal actress to play a reimagined Virgin Mary in a satirical film titled 'Sweet Baby Jesus.' This version of the tale takes place in Bethlehem, Maryland -- presumably to avoid the wrath of the good people of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania -- and features a virgin birth that takes place on Christmas Eve. While we'll grant that we don't always tend to our immortal soul as well as we could, we'd probably trade our usual Diet Pepsi for an extra-large holy water should we get invited to a screening of such a flick -- since Rebboah is probably twisted enough to try to cast Verne Troyer in the title role.