What Else Can We Sue Lindsay Lohan For?

Remember when Linds got all coked up, stole a car with some dudes in it and almost ran her assistant and her mom off the road? Well now that mom, Tracie Rice, is suing her ass, and the stuff she is claiming is kind of hilarious. We’re sure the ride was traumatic, but was it really bad enough to require medication? Aside from losing her job (say what?!) and therefore her $75,000 a year income, Lindsay’s rage has also cost her:

* $3500 on therapy ($175 per visit)
* $400 on a medical doctor
* $145 for a chiropractor visit
* $100 on “medicine” (er, you mean cocaine?)

But surely there are other things she could add on to make LiLo pay for them, right? How about:

* $300 worth of leggings (to look like the star she’s suing)
* $2000 on tanning sessions (see above)
* $350 on tabloid subscriptions (she’s gotta keep up with Lindsay’s whereabouts!)

Go for it Tracie!